Ooooooo.... American Eagle for Kids!

I am SO excited for the launch of American Eagles NEW kids line 77Kids! Their new kids line will be geared towards kids 2-10! That covers our spread. Look for the site to launch later this year.

Party Time.... Excellent... Favors!

I guess I'm a party pooper when it comes to kids parties. I am a milestone party girl. My kids get parties at 1, 5, 10, maybe 13, 16 and 21 if they are so inclined to hang with me that night. Yea, right. I just don't see the point of throwing parties every year. I think I have an aversion to all the crap the kids get. Some people really can't pick a gift. But when you do rock out the party you had better make it worth their while! Our little B didn't get a first birthday party. I flaked at the 11th hour. I got scared of kids and food.... and Epi-Pens being shot into his legs. Dramatic, yes, but at this point I was just learning to cook minus all the stuff he's allergic to. Now, baking.... that was another story. I guess I didn't want to "burden" our guests with allergy free cake. Moving on. Had the party gone on, all of our little guests would've left with these FAB.U.LOUS custom name crayons. I happen to think they are perfect for a 1st or 2nd birthday. They come all dressed up in a custom box or party favor box ready for a bow. You don't need anything else. READ: No plastic SHIT! Just cute crayons that kids can actually USE. Unless you are me. I probably would've pried them from their tiny hands to hold onto as a keep sake. Bad mommy! Anyway.... mosey on over to Storyblox and have a look. If no one has RSVP'd to the party, yet.... and don't get me started on THOSE jackasses.... you can still rock out a cute favor. They will do numbers, flowers, shells and even ducks! Now go forth.... AND PARTY! Oh... and did I mention that they are made from recycled crayons?

IsA What?

This is one of those "What the Fuck?" products. But, seriously, I'm intrigued. Many times I have found myself wanting and needing to wear a belt, but not wanting that giant lump under my shirt. Who knew someone actually made a product to help. Ok... looking a the picture you are probably thinking the belt is ugly. Well, no shit. You're not supposed to see it. I hate when my jeans sag around my crotch so I think I may actually buy one of these isABelts! Oh... and if you're one of those ass chicks who flashes their thong every time you pick up the kid. GET ONE, please. Do us all a favor!

Say Cheese!

This shop is going on my list for Christmas. I think everyone I know has the same camera. I'd be able to find my fast with such an adorable strap. This little ETSY store has a ton of different ones to choose from. I'm having a hard time picking out a favorite!

Lend Me A Hand, Will Ya?

These "Hand" Soaps appeal to my wicked sense of humor. They really crack me up. I'd love to stick a bowlful of these in the guest bathroom. Someones libel to shit themselves. I showed them to Hubbs and he thinks they're funny, too. In a creepy way, he says. I don't care. I want them. If I could make one suggestion... a bunch of little hands giving the bird! You can get about 10 hands for around 20 bucks at the Vitamin D(sign) Shop.

Let's Talk!

I don't know why I don't own these, yet. I see them everywhere and think they are a fabulous idea. Frankly, I wish they were MY idea. Whatever. They are called Table Topics and they come grouped for families, girls night out and couples. What a great way to find out what's going on in those little heads at the dinner table!

Put Me In Cuffs!

LOVE. LOVE. LOVE these cuff bracelets from Liliputians! I think these make a great, personalized gift. Hint-Hint, Hubbs. Since I already have a fabulous necklace with all the kiddos names on it, I think I would choose a favorite quote. Probably something that would just make me smile. I'd have to look into it. Anyway... my jewelry tastes are VERY simple. I don't really like flashy, but tend to stick with simple and classic. I think this fits my tastes perfectly.

I See London...

I was telling a girlfriend about these the other day and couldn't remember for the life of me where I found them. Alas! Found! And as they say at Francie Pants, "Show em London, Show em Francie Pants!" Much to my dismay my girls have no issues flashing their undies. Most of the time they come home from school and just disrobe. Really. But now that P and T are getting a bit older it's getting more and more important to keep them covered up. Sure.... you could just slap some shorts on under their skirts and dress, but then they'll look all lumpy butt. Plus, these are SO much cuter! Check out Franice Pants!